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Luring the lawn-boy to my bedroom, ostensibly because that was where I kept my purse, was not difficult. I paid him in more ways than one. Now, he comes over whatever weekday he can get here by 3:30 and leave by 5. He still cuts the lawn on weekend
Another rarely seen image now available in this special edition book! ——— LIMITED EDITION KACIE MARIE BOOKLET- Only 29 copies left! I’m proud to finally announce the completion of my almost 100-page booklet featuring images that Kacie Marie
cummy-eyelids: ✨710 labs gorilla glue & stardawg omg her face
pussymodsgalore VCH piercing and Inner Labia rings with purse attached. The ingenuity of some people! Original poster said “cant wait until i can carry my purse like this and free up my hands completely” Would somebody that tried to steal
Now that I’m cooled off, I want you to warm me up properly and suck on my melons until I’m wet where it counts, baby boy.
redpandawolf: pleatedjeans:viaYou know he has no friends, because they let him wear that dress with those sandals. Say a word and I’ll fucking slap you with my purse!
bi-tami: My Bullet Vibe is one of my Favs, I had it in my purse for my trip to the coast of TX but sadly that fell through Tami @ 11:49AM
You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or not? If your key is inside I’ll unlock you and you can have your way with me: any way you want. But if it’s not, that’s another month before you get the chance to be unlocked again.
You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or not? If your key is inside I’ll unlock you and you can have your way with me: any way you want. But if it’s not, that’s another month before you get the chance to be unlocked again. Or you can choose
“I DON’T KNOW YOU, THAT’S MY PURSE!”
incorrect48quotes:Yukirin: Help!!! my purse!!Sae, running in and doing a flip off a wall: I’ll save you!Yukirin: He’s already gone!Sae: Yeah but that backflip though
biglawbear: neganlesbian: some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there
sympathyforladyvengeance2005: My biggest weakness is that I lose my purse a lot, but then my biggest strength is that I always get it back. Broad City Season 2 Trailer
flr-captions: You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse or not? If your key is inside I’ll unlock you and you can have your way with me: any way you want. But if it’s not, that’s another month before you get the chance to be unlocked again. Or
odinsnotwearingmakeup: Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes? Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It’s not funny anymore Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly
drinking-tea-at-midnight: witchtaunter:I finally got them “that’s my purse!”
While flying back to LA last night I got a migraine while on the plane. They had gate checked the bag that had my medication in it (I usually have it in my purse but I had to combine bags and got mixed up) and without taking it when it started things
alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass
“THAT’S MY PURSE!! I DON’T KNOW YOU!!!! #supersmashbrosultimate #isabelle https://www.instagram.com/p/BntWVTABiqGqrvFIpwF_r5VixlaLdMT-9m9ZDU0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17bnkffrflzrk
circlesaroundme: arizonaa: This just might be my favorite picture from the VMAs i’d eat that meat purse … meat purse … that sounds. sexual. This is perfect.
siderolover:goopgirl:girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for a cute outfit??
alittlebitoflace: no matter where you go, there’s always that one girl who carries the entire drug store in her purse. headache? she has you covered with an advil. unexpected visitor from aunt flow? “what do you need girl? regulars or supers?”
gaping-rickhole: THAT’S MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW U
etherealous: nerdgul: Me on a date: fuck, i forgot my purse!!Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand! this meme is getting out of control
slayboybunny: i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth
thats-what-the-coroner-said: me on a date: so what do you think of paarthurnax them: the blades were right he’s a dragon and he can’t be trusted me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: i’m sorry but i have to go home right now effective immediately
dandelion-head: I discovered today that if Link’s hair doesn’t load properly in BotW he looks just like Bobby Hill. “THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”
etherealous:nerdgul: Me on a date: fuck, i forgot my purse!!Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand! this meme is getting out of control
ladynehemah: We had gone on a few dates, and we were headed back into his place. We both knew what was going to happen, and I as we started walking in, I told him that I wasn’t on birth control, and that I was going to grab my condoms from my purse.
buzzfeed: I thought Pokemon was a children’s game. No sir, I would not. Could I interest you in some mace? Blink twice if you need help escaping from a sex ring, Backwards Cap Boy. THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU! Do tell. No no, keep talking.
imgoingtodrinkmymugoftea-blog: Favorite Characters: Ilana Wexler↳ “My biggest weakness is that I lose my purse a lot. But my biggest strength is that I always get it back.
kouotsu: that’s my purse
otkfme: I wonder if her knows that I have paddles in my purse and he is going to be spanked as soon as he shows up.
dumbrapeslut: adistresseddamsel: Lately I’ve been keeping lollipops in my purse to entice the dirty old men in public I should write that down…
(I felt my phone buzz in my purse as it bounced against my hip. When I pulled it out, I had a text from an un-stored number. (702) 555- 7882: Go home, Owen. I got the urge to fuck you, and you ain’t ready for that so bounce. I snapped my neck up to
pinklikeme:Did a What’s in my Bag for an illustration for work. C:
melaniemartinezmusic: I’m so disappointed. Tonight I got my purse stolen from backstage. I had my passport in there, my card, personal shit from my parents, etc. not only is this illegal, but the fact that whoever took it, did it because they look
beebbo: cashier: that would be ű.99 me, looking in my purse: do you accept breadsticks?
jessythegiraffe1016: me on a date: so who is your favorite Disney Character?them: Disney character? Isnt that for kids?me, shoving bread sticks into my purse: sorry but i have to home right now imeditately kind-of-luxe
enjoyusboth:GushingSo, as I am shopping, I have my phone in my purse so people can’t see the screen but I am looking at tumblr and feeling so horny with all the private messages and pics. Then the phone rings. It Sasha telling me that Rich and
retarded-princess: Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls. Who steals my purse steals trash. ‘Tis something, nothing: ‘Twas mine, ’tis his, and has been slave to thousands. But he that filches from me
etherealous: nerdgul: Me on a date: i forgot my purse!!Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand! this meme is getting out of control
Strap-on? That’s not what’s in my purse. I mean, that sounds fun, so thanks for the suggestion and all, but…when I said I was going to violate you… This is a smaller purse. It only had room for a few metal sounding rods.
I think I might require another stylus for my tablet. This one’s eraser is kinda broken.I forgot that I had it in my purse when we went to the beach at low tide, and I set my purse down for half a second to inspect a crab.AND THEN THE TIDE SUDDENLY
asianmanfoundagain: dandelion-head: I discovered today that if Link’s hair doesn’t load properly in BotW he looks just like Bobby Hill. “THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!” Full Circle
nerdgul: Me on a date: fuck, i forgot my purse!!Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand!
